It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
