youre lurking in front of me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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