Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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