You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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