yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i may or may not be watching the land before time
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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