She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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