I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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