He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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