she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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