I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
you inspire me to be a worse person
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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