I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.â€
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