Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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