i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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