I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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