help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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