Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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