the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
being pregnant is like rehab
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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