that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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