friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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