hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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