some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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