all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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