I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
