Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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