weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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