I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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