Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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