Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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