I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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