Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I've blown a few things in my day
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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