And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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