Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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