Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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