I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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