And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
