Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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