Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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