did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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