yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
operation harelip BJ is a go
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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