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Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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