morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize