how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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