Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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