I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Your penis caused this!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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