have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
even my farts smell like vagina
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Randomize
