That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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