You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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