Little spoons don't ask big questions
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
