We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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