it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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