Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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