i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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