She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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