He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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